Hi..seen the title..must have already understood its going to be another arrow in infinity. Don't go buddy i just wanna tell u few things...phew..nothing..refresh
Yes..it is my exam time. I am enjoying this break or this night as my next xam is of ADE on 12th. I know i'll regret wasting this time when i'll study entire previous night before my xam..bt can't help..i am stubborn..plz don't go with spellings m typing on mobile. Bhawnao ko samjho. Even jokes have dried up. Shit if my state wasn't already low, this fucking song awarapan banjarapan is being played right now on big fm. Though i like this song bt its vry catchy when u r happy it will just take u to peace bt when u r already at war in minds it would just fuel it..no...
So i wanted to tell abt last few days held in ma life..i don't know if 5000 characters capacity would b enough to flood the crap out of my mind..never mind i'll write two posts 4 it. So on 29th was my first xam. B4 that we had presems..in my last post i described them as hell but going by the present state it wasn't even near to that...rather it was close to good times.i bought 4 books in 6 days of my presems..i don't know how but i miraculously survived those presems with overnight study. Survived nay rather got better marks than first cts. I studied overnight with good concentration i think, learning lot of new things each day. I don't know how many terabytes of knowledge i grasped in those six days..actually few subjects were very interesting..just take d example of ade...i studied amplification with feedback...many feedback topologies. Earlier i never realized why a nokia headset would cause 450 rs while a similar fake one for just 20. Though quality of wires used in former was lot better bt not better enough to compensate 4 dat high price. I got da ans there. I don't know what time was it..may be 2:30 am..i mean we use lot of microcircuitary for cutting the noise signals using negative feedback. this negative feedback increases the bandwidth(range of operation of frequency) as well as reduces distortions producing crystal clear sound.So no wonder why it had dat cost. Also branded items are liable to lot of taxes..fuck...sorry..
I am telling u i really enjoyed studying lot of new machines in emmi , working of turbines, engines and pump too. with pump i remember ,earlier i was trying to make a water pump, when i was in lucknow, as the pressure of our supply was very low. i was trying to do it with the help of cooler pump. i am not trying to tell m innovative...actually it sucked...coz it was neither air tight..nor.... i was using a poly bag to connect the outlet of our supply with the inlet to pump. that polythene always collapsed and no pressure could be created. yet i fucker was trying to do it again and again. It was another thing i couldn't remember all during exam but overall it was quite exciting experience of presemestes. I even found out a thing for which i was disagreeing wid ma teacher and my classmater were laughing and urging to sit to raise point on such an easy concept of guard wire...but actually i was right but found out very late...in my presems when classes were over. Overall happy experience...but yaar when it came to semesters it wasn't such
don't go with grammar
One thing more u might b thinking(only if u r a stranger) i am try to prove m intelligent. No buddy i am telling u da difference naa..how i pulled of things elegantly in presems in a single night..even when there were no gaps in between...
Actually dear u know this mind is a very complex n powerful thing...u can do lot of things by just fooling it , or taming it. Its just like a dog which when tamed works 4 u and may also destruct u if gone wild. By destruct i meant 'bite'..i wrote destruct as if dog were a missile..fuck..
Wait i am telling u .. During presems my mind was my faithful personal computer(with fucking speed...thanks to skd..its not a pun..i am really thanking)..i would sit in night making it happy by telling that i was going to download lot of data today in it. It became very happy and used to give lot of writing speed. I wouyld just sit and read lot of things of which i remembered very less for exams in the morning but enough to get through...
Not only this i even used spirituality to turn winds in ma direction. Everyone believes(or should believe) in god. But i don't..actually i can't credit god for this world. If he was a creator why doesn't he steps in when humanity degrades...fuck..i just mean i can't consider god as a supreme power..but yeah..i can accept him as my friend with warmth...so i decided to chose a friend of lot of gods...there were lot but there was tie between hanumaan ji and shiv ji. Both have extravagant personality...but i decided to go with hanuman ji...since with him there will be no issues about girls. So hanuman ji became my friend in presems. I AM TELLING U WHY I DECIDED TO HAVE HANUMAN JI AS A FRIEND. Not because i wanted a powerful person who might feed everything in ma mind or make my ways lucky. But because i wanted a Dumb fellow who didn't know anything abt engg and i could explain him things. U know when u are trying to make somebody understand u hav the greatest concentration. And considering period of hanumaan ji he must be dumb about these dumber subjects.Always he must be knowing is 'Sanskrit Shlokas'. But friends r always special.. I used to tell him things very minutely nd in detail..and he responded very well...
Well well... i have stretched a bit long but yet its not near to things that i wanna tell u. On this screen of my mobile just few lines are shown so can't even predict how much crap i have poured in. But one thing sure its not 5000 chars since its ma mobile capacity.
Six days with four new books and two books 4m library yet not painful experience.
NO miracle....coz i had nothing to lose then...but coming to these fuckin semester exams...bhai i started well..but now the things have gone absurd...
I tackled the first exam of material science in two nights...then came the real villain...thermal and hydraulic macchines...actually i have again stated feeling low as i am remembering that. Yaar i had reserved last two units for the last night...by this i mean i had very slight idea of those two(thanks to presems). but the real tragedy happened...i slept at 12 at set the alarm for 2 am...but i woke up at 8 am in the morning. When i woke up i just felt like crying...uhhh boys don't cry...they just...**************************
sorry it was horrible experience bhai, all these crap was coming naturally. Yeah so what happened in exam...it was theory from last two units and rest 3 unit almost numerical with no choices. Though i had studied and understood the things well...but bhai when it comes to numericals you need practice...i am not that sharp to do the numericals with just theory. There are lot of obstacles yaar...remebering formulae, remebering the names...for example i could do a problem of turbine and jet with just impulse momentum equation...but i just got confused in hell lot of angles, blade angle, inlet angle, nozzle angle...they all just seemed same.... fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
It was bad and very bad and m really worried..not because of fear of bad marks..they are bound to come...but whether i would pass in that...i can't even leave it on god and let worries fly off me...coz i don't believe in god. That's why i say bhai....Believe in god...believe in miracles...suck
it took all confidence out of me..confidence to get through in one night...it hampered my preparations for later exams..i am not trying to give an excuse...i already told you the effect of mind conditioning...par phir bhi..i suppose i'll get through later exams...
there are lot of things but i have started feeling low...so bye...but please bhai log just pray for me...next time i'll definitely concentrate in class...it's my one of many new year resolutions...i'll come to resolutions in later post...
tab tak k liye
jai Hind
pass kara de bharat mata...independece day par jhanda fehrata hun....
Sunday, January 10, 2010
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
Unusual Chat With Someone
hi its around 3 am and i am typing on my friend vishwendra's laptop.first thing its nothing about any particular topic...its just one of many soliloquoys unexpressed but this one expressed...soliloquoy...hmmm i read that word in julius caesar
today i really feel very relaxed because i am just done with my presemesters. like lot many exams it was again very adventurous.actually this was one one of the experiences which i want to note so as to take lesson and not repeat the mistakes in future...just joking yaar...i have become accustomed to waking up in night due to my last six days happenings...its 3:05 am and i think i can still stretch my eye balls for another hour..i don't know if the last expression 'stretching the eye ball' successfully conveyed to you the meaning forcibly waking up...shit..koi nahi shuru to huaa...
okkkk...last six days...7th december to 12th december...to describe in a single word...hell
they were my presem days. i had went home for preparing and returned just 2 days before the exams. leave alone preparation i couldn't even buy the books there.waise no regrets i spent quality time there. as i returned to hostel i could sense the smell of books everywhere. I could feel the void before thunderstorm. there were two days still left for the exams and few had aleady started studying the subject on first day of exams.though i was laughing with my friends sitting there at 'dhaba' but inside i was shrinking. to even reduce the volume one of them asked...'koi masti nahi bata kine subject kiye, bina kuch padhe to tu fail ho jaaega'. i said none and gave them the proof that i didn't have the book. it wasn't that their thought about my preparations could do any good to my preparations but in the bad circumstances ,if there are people around you who undersand your problem, is a bit relief even if they don't console you directly...ufff i stated that as if it was some tsunami type tragedy but it was indeed...
i know i will read this later, even though its crap,when i will leave the college and at that time time this will be like photographs of these events, also when i will cross the age of 30,40 or 80(not more than that ,i wanna die young and 80 isn't too old yaar) its other thing i will need microscope at 80 to read all this...oops where was i...as i say...ofcourse in the hostel...
heyyy my readers please can i just write a few lines contemporary to the years when i'll become 80...
so the few lines to follow are relevant to me at 80, i mean...need not to explain...i know what i mean...its for me
yeah so parag at 80...how does it feel, how do you do, i mean can u still run very fast,now you are straining your eyes on this palm top reading this 60 years old post, earlier you used to finish a book in a single day??? how does it feel dear parag at 80 and yes how are your friends, are they all intact, its very good you quit smoking 60 years before and see even at 80 you seem to be a strong man..do you know the time u were writing this post you were in your dirty room, the room beside 'muskan' restaurant and wearing the same jeans which you washed just once in your third semester and that too accidentally. Must be feeling very nostalgic i think. do You remember , before writing this post you had watched two movies back to back...paa and twilight. paa...the same one with auro...twilight...vampires....
You have forgotten every thing yaar...no yaar...but sir...you are 80 ,reading this post and i was 20 while writing this post.
So parag at 80 really tell me do you miss your life at 20?
do you remember your careless days, unplanned travels, one night preparation
do you remember all your college and school mates?
do you remember all your girlfriend's names??
don't worry if you don't remember this....coz i don't think you had any.....
do you remember how brutally you killed time but later became a stable person(may be after 3rd sem)...
One thing more do you want to go back at 20 at wanna make some changes in your previous life???
please tell me if u want...coz it will get changed...i am here at 20 to do the changes..you at 80 will see them...
Don't worry dear whatever you did was good because it was done by you...also a journey without obstacles is worthless...
so dear parag at 80...how it feels to move your legs so heavily...considering you could walk miles without exhaustion when you were 20...its life don't worry
now you say 'hey raam' while going to bed never knowing which sleep might turn out your eternal sleep..do you remember what things you would imagined on bed when you were 20...if you don't...koi nahi its of no use to you.
Now you start shivering in rain but do you remember when you were 20 you didn't miss any rain, even in winters...you were lucky when you were 20...
Now sitting here staring at the window you must be thinking it was just heaven, a world full of obstacles yet opportunities. You are realizing now that you were wasting time if you were thinking about past when you were 20...coz everything becomes 'past' one day...and if you waste your present time, it becomes a painful past...wasting doesn't mean not doing study...it means not doing anything...just try to find the meaning of your every moment...
Shit utter chaos......i am just ending it here. I have lost track of my mind. I don't know i am 20 or 80. But one thing for sure : ITS BETTER TO IMAGINE YOURSELF IN FUTURE AND THINK WHAT CHANGES YOU CAN MAKE IN PRESENT TO REACH THAT FUTURE , THAN JUST PEEPING IN THE PAST AND THINKING ABOUT THE CHANGES YOU COULD HAVE MADE IN PAST WHICH YOU CAN'T CHANGE NOW.
Real life doesn't support UNDO command........
I am ending this......it was fun talking to myself at 80...seemed quite satisfied person...and why not...he had got a beautiful past...which is my present.
I'll try to live better...thanks parag at 80...now you go to sleep...if you have to change anything in your past just come in my dream...i'll do it for you...hmmmmmmm nice Time Machine
Bye, will try to write something worthy next time...but it was...
Never stop imagining....
Take care...parag at 80...
Parag
today i really feel very relaxed because i am just done with my presemesters. like lot many exams it was again very adventurous.actually this was one one of the experiences which i want to note so as to take lesson and not repeat the mistakes in future...just joking yaar...i have become accustomed to waking up in night due to my last six days happenings...its 3:05 am and i think i can still stretch my eye balls for another hour..i don't know if the last expression 'stretching the eye ball' successfully conveyed to you the meaning forcibly waking up...shit..koi nahi shuru to huaa...
okkkk...last six days...7th december to 12th december...to describe in a single word...hell
they were my presem days. i had went home for preparing and returned just 2 days before the exams. leave alone preparation i couldn't even buy the books there.waise no regrets i spent quality time there. as i returned to hostel i could sense the smell of books everywhere. I could feel the void before thunderstorm. there were two days still left for the exams and few had aleady started studying the subject on first day of exams.though i was laughing with my friends sitting there at 'dhaba' but inside i was shrinking. to even reduce the volume one of them asked...'koi masti nahi bata kine subject kiye, bina kuch padhe to tu fail ho jaaega'. i said none and gave them the proof that i didn't have the book. it wasn't that their thought about my preparations could do any good to my preparations but in the bad circumstances ,if there are people around you who undersand your problem, is a bit relief even if they don't console you directly...ufff i stated that as if it was some tsunami type tragedy but it was indeed...
i know i will read this later, even though its crap,when i will leave the college and at that time time this will be like photographs of these events, also when i will cross the age of 30,40 or 80(not more than that ,i wanna die young and 80 isn't too old yaar) its other thing i will need microscope at 80 to read all this...oops where was i...as i say...ofcourse in the hostel...
heyyy my readers please can i just write a few lines contemporary to the years when i'll become 80...
so the few lines to follow are relevant to me at 80, i mean...need not to explain...i know what i mean...its for me
yeah so parag at 80...how does it feel, how do you do, i mean can u still run very fast,now you are straining your eyes on this palm top reading this 60 years old post, earlier you used to finish a book in a single day??? how does it feel dear parag at 80 and yes how are your friends, are they all intact, its very good you quit smoking 60 years before and see even at 80 you seem to be a strong man..do you know the time u were writing this post you were in your dirty room, the room beside 'muskan' restaurant and wearing the same jeans which you washed just once in your third semester and that too accidentally. Must be feeling very nostalgic i think. do You remember , before writing this post you had watched two movies back to back...paa and twilight. paa...the same one with auro...twilight...vampires....
You have forgotten every thing yaar...no yaar...but sir...you are 80 ,reading this post and i was 20 while writing this post.
So parag at 80 really tell me do you miss your life at 20?
do you remember your careless days, unplanned travels, one night preparation
do you remember all your college and school mates?
do you remember all your girlfriend's names??
don't worry if you don't remember this....coz i don't think you had any.....
do you remember how brutally you killed time but later became a stable person(may be after 3rd sem)...
One thing more do you want to go back at 20 at wanna make some changes in your previous life???
please tell me if u want...coz it will get changed...i am here at 20 to do the changes..you at 80 will see them...
Don't worry dear whatever you did was good because it was done by you...also a journey without obstacles is worthless...
so dear parag at 80...how it feels to move your legs so heavily...considering you could walk miles without exhaustion when you were 20...its life don't worry
now you say 'hey raam' while going to bed never knowing which sleep might turn out your eternal sleep..do you remember what things you would imagined on bed when you were 20...if you don't...koi nahi its of no use to you.
Now you start shivering in rain but do you remember when you were 20 you didn't miss any rain, even in winters...you were lucky when you were 20...
Now sitting here staring at the window you must be thinking it was just heaven, a world full of obstacles yet opportunities. You are realizing now that you were wasting time if you were thinking about past when you were 20...coz everything becomes 'past' one day...and if you waste your present time, it becomes a painful past...wasting doesn't mean not doing study...it means not doing anything...just try to find the meaning of your every moment...
Shit utter chaos......i am just ending it here. I have lost track of my mind. I don't know i am 20 or 80. But one thing for sure : ITS BETTER TO IMAGINE YOURSELF IN FUTURE AND THINK WHAT CHANGES YOU CAN MAKE IN PRESENT TO REACH THAT FUTURE , THAN JUST PEEPING IN THE PAST AND THINKING ABOUT THE CHANGES YOU COULD HAVE MADE IN PAST WHICH YOU CAN'T CHANGE NOW.
Real life doesn't support UNDO command........
I am ending this......it was fun talking to myself at 80...seemed quite satisfied person...and why not...he had got a beautiful past...which is my present.
I'll try to live better...thanks parag at 80...now you go to sleep...if you have to change anything in your past just come in my dream...i'll do it for you...hmmmmmmm nice Time Machine
Bye, will try to write something worthy next time...but it was...
Never stop imagining....
Take care...parag at 80...
Parag
Thursday, November 19, 2009
Life: Stop Analyzing it...just live it
Hi..straight to the point. I am writing from mobile again, i will leave very soon. This post is nothing but my frustrated thoughts. The syllabus is almost complete the classes are almost over and i have a single book. I don't even have the library card, i left that home in lucknow. I don't know till now whether i'll complete the post and publish it or just leave it saved in drafts like many. Actually the problem is i am not feeling that urge, any strong force to study. I know that force is accumulating its strength and will pounce upon me all of a sudden. But that force will just be the pressure. I mean i will study in the end because i have to clear the semesters without any back. That's ok. But yaar i want to study for enjoyment , knowledge too. Fuck :) the most suitable word at this time. I have lot of crap in ma mind...sorry...
Sorry again bhai...please dont mind..i am just writing to ease myself 4m the terrible studies rather thoughts of studies. It seems that study is a variable defined in the class 'thoughts' only , no scope outside that. What a shity pity joke yaar... Today again i'll try to wake up at 4 am. The problem with rising up early is the fuckin thought...uth bhi gaya to kya kar lunga. Less inspiration to wake up but lot of inspirations to keep lying in the bed.
Please dont think i am behaving as a frustrated person now. I am not. Its still more than a month for my externals. Come and watch me in externals. I look like the most qualified person for noor manzil. Again a horrible joke. Hey but it wasn't a joke it was reality. Actually the month of exam is like an adventure. i come to know lot of new things. Sometimes when i encounter some interesting topic i get stuck in that whether it has got weightage of marks or not. Whatever ultimately i am able to clear it.
I really want some disgracing comments on this post so that i think twice before writing such crap.
Actually dude i don't know about your state now...u must be cursing me for wasting your precious time...precious time...haha...as if bill gates visits this page...none other than my fcuknig friends...but i have really got relaxed , venting my holy ___ thoughts.
What the shit i have wrote all over. Going by the topic the post had to be about life. But it also says not to analyze it just live it. That's why i am not analyzing it ,just draining it.
Hey friends m happy again...i have regained myself...feels good having switched to lighter version of myself. Really yar i tell you sometimes i behave in such a way that later i couldn't justify myself why i did so..........
and now i want to end this pathetic post by some happy happy thoughts.
lets end it like this. Always find some alternative to solutions if solutions seem difficult but just don't give up...what a crap naa. You might be thinking few lines before i was crying for my studies them why i didn't apply my theory and get out of it. Actually i did apply yaar...the solution to that problem was of course taking the book and start studying but the real solution was difficult as i wasn't really in the mood to study. So if had slept without studying, without doing anything and with the disgusting thoughts of not studying, i would have ruined the sleep as well as morning. But see now, killing the time, spending hear shitty pity time, i am fine, thinking i have done something better than nothing and will also sleep cozy thinking that i would wake up early and study...but...you know morning is a completely different scenario. All the thoughts get washed away in that deep blue sky of night. Shit i'll not utter a word about morning now...even though i am not able to wake up in the morning but at the time of going to bed in night i have full confidence that i'll wake up...and now when i am analyzing it , its appearing as if i fool myself every night...yeah that's why i say naa..stop analyzing it...just live it...fcuk...
Think about it
I am ending it but lets take few more examples of how alternatives to solutions can work if solutions are difficult. In my lovely language Hindi you call it as jugaadh....it works manytimes yaar.....lets take some scenarios....
You have smelly socks...i mean smelling like hell(trying to provide u the condition that they can't be used again...i know u can tolerate lighter versions of smell) , so what will u do...try the newspaper...just wrap it around ur legs as if u are packing a brand new legs and put them in ur shoes, tighten the laces and tear the extra part...for fancy u can use the page 3 featuring something hot or sports page(people wearing adidas shoes)... :)
Second scenario:You need to brush your teeth, u have just few minutes left 4 college..and u r not able to find ur toothbrush. You can't leave it like that coz u can't even eat anything since u are gettin late...eating something takes all the left over particles of ur mouth to ur stomach and with that smell also vanishes even if u don't brush the teeth...
Try using a bigger brush , the shaving brush but before usin it wash it with toothpaste 4 once..it will not only be quick but also u'll not need tounge cleaner... Caution:do not go with even bigger brushes...
Scenario3: u have black shoes and they aren't polished. Even your trouser has reached its dirt holding capacity and rubbing shoes on them don't work...try applying oil over them..hair oil or edible oil...even refined oil will do great...check out da instant shine...
Scenario4: you are sitting in an objective exam. The questions seem to u california and answers saadatganj...don't worry. Look at the questions as if some magic will happen..ofcourse it will not. So leave da questions. Come directly to the options n try to find odd one out..that is ur answer...believe me dude it works...believe me i have qualified many objective exams by this theory eg NTSE, NDA and many others yaar...i am not praising myself..i am telling you the real key to success...i know this is not praise since its owing my little successes to the 'jugaadh' or say luck...hudududud...leave it
Caution: Though it works but i can't guarantee you success always by this method. Please...successful people like bill gates..enjoy my post but don't apply it in your business... :)
its just for novices....kehte hai naa doobte ko tinke ka sahara..and my theory is that straw(tinka)....waise i believe a drowning person can't get any benefit by a straw..its just a false hope..in addition he drowns that 'tinka' too...
don't believe...just ask my friend mayank..he was drowning in gomati river even whwn their were lots of straws(tinke)...... :)
will discuss more scenarios later.
Sorry and thanks...take whatever applies to you...
Don't believe me , try to study yaar.......
Bye,will annoy you soon
Sorry again bhai...please dont mind..i am just writing to ease myself 4m the terrible studies rather thoughts of studies. It seems that study is a variable defined in the class 'thoughts' only , no scope outside that. What a shity pity joke yaar... Today again i'll try to wake up at 4 am. The problem with rising up early is the fuckin thought...uth bhi gaya to kya kar lunga. Less inspiration to wake up but lot of inspirations to keep lying in the bed.
Please dont think i am behaving as a frustrated person now. I am not. Its still more than a month for my externals. Come and watch me in externals. I look like the most qualified person for noor manzil. Again a horrible joke. Hey but it wasn't a joke it was reality. Actually the month of exam is like an adventure. i come to know lot of new things. Sometimes when i encounter some interesting topic i get stuck in that whether it has got weightage of marks or not. Whatever ultimately i am able to clear it.
I really want some disgracing comments on this post so that i think twice before writing such crap.
Actually dude i don't know about your state now...u must be cursing me for wasting your precious time...precious time...haha...as if bill gates visits this page...none other than my fcuknig friends...but i have really got relaxed , venting my holy ___ thoughts.
What the shit i have wrote all over. Going by the topic the post had to be about life. But it also says not to analyze it just live it. That's why i am not analyzing it ,just draining it.
Hey friends m happy again...i have regained myself...feels good having switched to lighter version of myself. Really yar i tell you sometimes i behave in such a way that later i couldn't justify myself why i did so..........
and now i want to end this pathetic post by some happy happy thoughts.
lets end it like this. Always find some alternative to solutions if solutions seem difficult but just don't give up...what a crap naa. You might be thinking few lines before i was crying for my studies them why i didn't apply my theory and get out of it. Actually i did apply yaar...the solution to that problem was of course taking the book and start studying but the real solution was difficult as i wasn't really in the mood to study. So if had slept without studying, without doing anything and with the disgusting thoughts of not studying, i would have ruined the sleep as well as morning. But see now, killing the time, spending hear shitty pity time, i am fine, thinking i have done something better than nothing and will also sleep cozy thinking that i would wake up early and study...but...you know morning is a completely different scenario. All the thoughts get washed away in that deep blue sky of night. Shit i'll not utter a word about morning now...even though i am not able to wake up in the morning but at the time of going to bed in night i have full confidence that i'll wake up...and now when i am analyzing it , its appearing as if i fool myself every night...yeah that's why i say naa..stop analyzing it...just live it...fcuk...
Think about it
I am ending it but lets take few more examples of how alternatives to solutions can work if solutions are difficult. In my lovely language Hindi you call it as jugaadh....it works manytimes yaar.....lets take some scenarios....
You have smelly socks...i mean smelling like hell(trying to provide u the condition that they can't be used again...i know u can tolerate lighter versions of smell) , so what will u do...try the newspaper...just wrap it around ur legs as if u are packing a brand new legs and put them in ur shoes, tighten the laces and tear the extra part...for fancy u can use the page 3 featuring something hot or sports page(people wearing adidas shoes)... :)
Second scenario:You need to brush your teeth, u have just few minutes left 4 college..and u r not able to find ur toothbrush. You can't leave it like that coz u can't even eat anything since u are gettin late...eating something takes all the left over particles of ur mouth to ur stomach and with that smell also vanishes even if u don't brush the teeth...
Try using a bigger brush , the shaving brush but before usin it wash it with toothpaste 4 once..it will not only be quick but also u'll not need tounge cleaner... Caution:do not go with even bigger brushes...
Scenario3: u have black shoes and they aren't polished. Even your trouser has reached its dirt holding capacity and rubbing shoes on them don't work...try applying oil over them..hair oil or edible oil...even refined oil will do great...check out da instant shine...
Scenario4: you are sitting in an objective exam. The questions seem to u california and answers saadatganj...don't worry. Look at the questions as if some magic will happen..ofcourse it will not. So leave da questions. Come directly to the options n try to find odd one out..that is ur answer...believe me dude it works...believe me i have qualified many objective exams by this theory eg NTSE, NDA and many others yaar...i am not praising myself..i am telling you the real key to success...i know this is not praise since its owing my little successes to the 'jugaadh' or say luck...hudududud...leave it
Caution: Though it works but i can't guarantee you success always by this method. Please...successful people like bill gates..enjoy my post but don't apply it in your business... :)
its just for novices....kehte hai naa doobte ko tinke ka sahara..and my theory is that straw(tinka)....waise i believe a drowning person can't get any benefit by a straw..its just a false hope..in addition he drowns that 'tinka' too...
don't believe...just ask my friend mayank..he was drowning in gomati river even whwn their were lots of straws(tinke)...... :)
will discuss more scenarios later.
Sorry and thanks...take whatever applies to you...
Don't believe me , try to study yaar.......
Bye,will annoy you soon
Saturday, November 7, 2009
Nothing to do....so doing typing practice
hi friends,,,hmmmm i am back....and this time i am not typing from mobile..so its a ease...actually i don't want to write anything but i don't have to do anything in hostel too...at this hour of time most of the mates are busy in either study,bathing,room cleaning and other pending works..i have no such issues, coz i'll start my study tonight and even if i couldn't i can't study during day time...its total waste of time...i am saying all this about studies but don't get the impression that i wanna make a style statement...i mean..'yo buddy..i don't study and i am cool'...nothing of that sort. I say i don't study but i am not proud saying all this..take it this way like..its just a bad phase for studies in my life...not finding it interesting..
Pause dude don't just exaggerate the things....i have lot of time...
the above para was a complete waste lets start afresh....
So what to write coz i have to,i can't simply end it somewhere in the middle or start. You people must be wondering why do i write this blog and all...even if i don't have the topics , simply because i would like to relive these days of uncertainty , carelessness , anxiety,ambiguity again, when i would become a famous personality...joke.. i just wrote the word 'joke' very quickly after completing that line because the suspense(that i thought that way really or joke) was killing me even. When i was a child i had a belief, when i reached 17 or 18 i had a doubt , and now at 20 again i have a belief. The first belief was that i would be a renowned person, later the doubt was whether i would be , and now the belief is i won't.
Fuck....i messed it again. the above paragraph got very complex. later while reading even i might have to think what i was thinkin at that time. please don't think i have become very bad mouthed person, uttering mc,bc all the time...that word fuck is magical..it releases all the tension..hmmmm like a ram booster...killing the unnecessary processes in your mind...
I m writing lot of crap today because i'll start my studies from today, and then i will become 'eid ka chand' for netlab. Waise i have been trying to study since last week but this time i am getting lots of positive vibes...fuck(refresh command :)
ok let me tell u about today's happenings..i had participated in several competitions , gk quiz, c( the language) quiz, and click a pic..i won't extend it much. for the two quizzes i got late even though i woke up at 9:30 am on the holiday and in click a pick it was a team of three persons. they had to click the pics according to instructions...it was fun participating but we didn't win. but i always say " manzilen to chalawa thi maza to raasto me aaya."
heyy i haven't posted my poem till now so i am posting it now...it would be a nice end to this post...
MANZILEN TO CHALAWA THI.....
sadko par chalte hue mere ander bulandiyon ka sapna samaya,
mehnet ki pareshaniyan jheli, har tarah se khud ko aazmaya.
jab pahuncha manzil par to sannata, tanhai aur dusra raasta paya,
dukh hua itna sab karke maine ye kamaya....
phir mai ruka gaur kiya aur paya...
manzilen to chalawa thi, mazaa to rasto me aaya.....
Paraphrasing
May be you don't get what i aws trying to say, so i am just writing one or more lines for each line above...don't get bore...take out some popcorn...fcuk
The first line is related to every body, while we are nothing we always dream to be on top.....
once the dream cements in our heart we try everything to live up that dream or just say we do lot of hard work to achieve that goal...
And when you have done your bit obviously,success is yours.at that moment you think you have done lot of hard work to get that success and you feel happy. but the real tragedy happens now...life never stops..neither due to failure nor with success. The next moment you will again feel void, something missing, something intriguing and you will see new ways reaching to even greater heights than yours. so what will you do now...choose a new path..chase the new dreams..climb a new height..and all this with a heavy heart to get that momentary happiness....
alas you will feel very sad coz you must have realized by the time now that no height is the highest....
but with a little more introspection you will realize it wasn't just the inspiration of your aim that was getting you go...but the little moments of happiness throughout your journey to your goal......
That's it..the little message was try to enjoy the journey..because 90 percent of life is the journey itself. i left 10 percent for childhood and retirement... :)
but don't think that goals are in conspicuous..after all you will choose a road only if ends somewhere.....
Dhondu, just chill..
have fun...bye
Pause dude don't just exaggerate the things....i have lot of time...
the above para was a complete waste lets start afresh....
So what to write coz i have to,i can't simply end it somewhere in the middle or start. You people must be wondering why do i write this blog and all...even if i don't have the topics , simply because i would like to relive these days of uncertainty , carelessness , anxiety,ambiguity again, when i would become a famous personality...joke.. i just wrote the word 'joke' very quickly after completing that line because the suspense(that i thought that way really or joke) was killing me even. When i was a child i had a belief, when i reached 17 or 18 i had a doubt , and now at 20 again i have a belief. The first belief was that i would be a renowned person, later the doubt was whether i would be , and now the belief is i won't.
Fuck....i messed it again. the above paragraph got very complex. later while reading even i might have to think what i was thinkin at that time. please don't think i have become very bad mouthed person, uttering mc,bc all the time...that word fuck is magical..it releases all the tension..hmmmm like a ram booster...killing the unnecessary processes in your mind...
I m writing lot of crap today because i'll start my studies from today, and then i will become 'eid ka chand' for netlab. Waise i have been trying to study since last week but this time i am getting lots of positive vibes...fuck(refresh command :)
ok let me tell u about today's happenings..i had participated in several competitions , gk quiz, c( the language) quiz, and click a pic..i won't extend it much. for the two quizzes i got late even though i woke up at 9:30 am on the holiday and in click a pick it was a team of three persons. they had to click the pics according to instructions...it was fun participating but we didn't win. but i always say " manzilen to chalawa thi maza to raasto me aaya."
heyy i haven't posted my poem till now so i am posting it now...it would be a nice end to this post...
MANZILEN TO CHALAWA THI.....
sadko par chalte hue mere ander bulandiyon ka sapna samaya,
mehnet ki pareshaniyan jheli, har tarah se khud ko aazmaya.
jab pahuncha manzil par to sannata, tanhai aur dusra raasta paya,
dukh hua itna sab karke maine ye kamaya....
phir mai ruka gaur kiya aur paya...
manzilen to chalawa thi, mazaa to rasto me aaya.....
Paraphrasing
May be you don't get what i aws trying to say, so i am just writing one or more lines for each line above...don't get bore...take out some popcorn...fcuk
The first line is related to every body, while we are nothing we always dream to be on top.....
once the dream cements in our heart we try everything to live up that dream or just say we do lot of hard work to achieve that goal...
And when you have done your bit obviously,success is yours.at that moment you think you have done lot of hard work to get that success and you feel happy. but the real tragedy happens now...life never stops..neither due to failure nor with success. The next moment you will again feel void, something missing, something intriguing and you will see new ways reaching to even greater heights than yours. so what will you do now...choose a new path..chase the new dreams..climb a new height..and all this with a heavy heart to get that momentary happiness....
alas you will feel very sad coz you must have realized by the time now that no height is the highest....
but with a little more introspection you will realize it wasn't just the inspiration of your aim that was getting you go...but the little moments of happiness throughout your journey to your goal......
That's it..the little message was try to enjoy the journey..because 90 percent of life is the journey itself. i left 10 percent for childhood and retirement... :)
but don't think that goals are in conspicuous..after all you will choose a road only if ends somewhere.....
Dhondu, just chill..
have fun...bye
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